Beech Road Festival

In a mere 50 yards, the Chorltometerist found themselves finding an unprecedented two perfect Chorltometer 10's..

Body in Chorlton, Mind in Woodstock...

and Che Guevara t-shirts for kids...
...the Chorltometerist retreated hastily for a lie down.

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• beech road festival
  

• use of fruits and vegetables in an unconventional context

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• none, even the scallies were organic
  

CHORLTOMETER rating: 11.0

Chipped paintwork

On first glimpse these two fellows are engaging in a regular neighbourly chat.

Guess again!

Closer inspection reveals the neighbours feasting on fish & chips from the roof of their car (complete with bottle of sarsons vinegar), hmm not distinctly Chorlton organic...

But wait! What if?...

...they had their car fuelled on left over vegetable oil from the said fish & chips, and this was them taking part in the refuelling process - those clever Chorltoners!

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• friendship
  

• alternative fuels
  

• use of fruits and vegetables in an unconventional context

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• blatantly untrue (but they were eating fish & chips on the roof of the car)

CHORLTOMETER rating: 5.7