Only in Chorlton does the ridiculous provide normality. I'd love to think this newspaper A-frame was found in a rival south Manchester town baiting its uncool sister. You know the one, the sister that went to Glastonbury and jumped the fence, came back with an alterered state of mind, a hazy recollection of normality - their working class background.
Nah, this A-frame is in grown up Chorlton, jumping in muddy puddles in her wellies, smugly revelling in her Chorltony Chorltoness.
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- ridiculous
- smug
- use of fruits and vegetables in an unconventional context
- probably not organic
- uses dairy (could've used oat-ee-cream)
CHORLTOMETER rating: 6.5